10 Women I’d Really Like to See in Playboy
#10: Lisa Kelly (Ice Road Truckers)
Because when you fuck your girlfriend in the back of her car, you know you wish there was a full size mattress and TV there, too.
#9 Anna Faris (House Bunny/Scary Movie 1, 2, 3, and 4)
At first, Anna Faris was just a stupid broad known for her overacting. Then House Bunny came out and half her clothes came off. I cast my vote here now.
#8 Andrea Penoyer (Police Women of Broward Country)
It’s sad that this is the best photo I could find of Andrea, but rest assured when she’s in a bikini, it is something truly amazing.
#7 Sarah Chalke (Scrubs)
Even though she plays a doctor on TV, I bet she’d be willing to dress up as a sexy nurse in the bedroom!
#6 Evangeline Lilly (Lost)
How was it she managed to be stranded on an island for that long with that many other guys and not be raped daily?
#5 Taylor Swift (Country music singer)
All her songs are kinda whining about past loves lost and all that. She needs a good dick, and I’m just the man to give it to her.
#4 Michelle Trachtenberg (Eurotrip, Buffy The Vampire Slayer)
When she played Buffy’s little sister in Buffy The Vampire Slayer, everyone in the room secretly thought that she was way hotter than Sarah Michelle Gellar, but for some reason, no one ever admitted it out loud.
#3 Eva Mendes (Hitch/Ghost Rider)
She’s a smokin’ hottie and got that Puerto Rican or Cuban or Spanish or something look.
#2 Mila Kunis (That 70′s Show)
Like Michelle Trachtenberg up there, Mila’s another one of those girls that kinda got passed over in the show as “that other sorta hot chick” when all along, she was the much better looking one.
#1 Fergie (Black Eyed Peas)
Because she’s hot, and if she’s in a magazine, she can’t be busy writing and singing awful songs that get stuck in your head for weeks at a time.
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September 3rd, 2009 at 8:26 pm
Fergie….ewwwww…she peed her pants in San Diego…Total turn-off.
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June 6th, 2010 at 10:41 pm
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June 6th, 2010 at 10:43 pm
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June 25th, 2010 at 4:07 pm
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