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It’s hard to tell which mistress this might be (my guess is Rachel Uchitel), but this leaked tape won’t help the Tiger Woods saga end any time soon.

These are hands down the most hilarious outtakes I’ve ever seen!

Huh… and here I thought Kanye West naturally spoke in a autotuned voice. Learn somethin’ new every day.

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Normally I’d make a sarcastic title calling this guy the Prophet of all Beatboxing, but fuck it. This is so horrible it’s actually hard to watch.

Alright men, listen up! It’s time we established some fundamental handshaking laws. Below are 5 types of handshakers who need to get their shit straight and start acting like real men did in the 50′s… beating their wives and shaking hands the way God intended.

#5 The Clinger

The clinger isn’t by far the worst shaker on our list, but it is quite possibly the most awkward. The Clinger is the guy who’s hand your shaking absolutely refuses to let go after the required three shakes. You go to pull away and son of a bitch if you’re not stuck to his hand like panties to a hooker’s sticky, infested crotch. Not only is it awkward, but he’s gotta have a quick conversation with you about some stupid shit before he’s letting go. And I can promise you no one reading this even knows what they fuck they’re talking about because you’re far too busy trying to pry loose to know what he’s talking about anyway.

Recommended Course of Action: With The Clinger, you have two options. You can either A) squeeze really hard and hope you can submit The Clinger into an early retreat, or B) pull your hand out real quick and pretend to answer your phone. Faking a heart attack also works, but requires some commitment.
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How did she think this was going to end? She’s really not helping the whole dumb blonde thing…

You’re doing it wrong…

Who ya got?