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Wow. Suddenly owls are cool to me!

This is the cutest, most awesome, most redneck, most radio controlled video I’ve posted this year. What a cute little girl!

Well it was bound to happen….

And the winner for “7 Words That Will Never Be Used In The Same Sentence Ever Again” award goes to…

Or maybe he just spoke just right!

This lady trained her cat to use the toilet AND toilet paper. Now if I could just teach my dogs the same thing! I wonder if this lady is for hire…

Looove the commentator. LMAO

I did not write this. It’s been getting passed around on the internet for like… ever.

Have you ever wondered why the guy-to-girl ratio in the online gaming world is right about 7,000,000,000 to 1? It’s because women have vaginas and therefore can never comprehend the importance of online gaming. Fortunately for you, the reader, I have listed below 10 rules to help our women better understand who we are, our lingo, and that online gaming isn’t an option. It is not a luxury. It’s our responsibility, damnit!

1: Online gaming is serious business:

So, you finally got your game hooked up and are ready to play. Now, you may be forgiven for thinking that online gaming is about having fun. You are very wrong and you will learn this in due time.

You are connected, physically and emotionally, to your in-game alias. When they kill you, do you not bleed? Well, no you don’t but that’s not the point. You will mourn for every second of that respawn countdown. His digital death just killed a little piece of you, and you will avenge with the fury of a thousand angry Gods.

In team games, if you are losing, remember to berate your teammates and tell them how much they suck. You won’t be making a fool out of yourself for ordering them around and reminding them that your side is losing and nobody’s helping you win. Also, you must use terms like “alpha”, “bravo”, “Charlie”, “I’m on your six” and “PWNED, BITCH!” all the time.
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I know it’s kinda old, but it’s a really funny commercial.