Toothpaste art on drunk people
Tuesday, June 30th, 2009Even on the nights when you lose all of your dignity by passing out, you can still create something beautiful. Here’s a few ideas for the weekend.
Archive for June, 2009
Drunk chick hilariously smashes her face
Tuesday, June 30th, 2009This tipsy girl’s knees suddenly mutiny on her, causing her face to smash violently on to the dresser.
World’s worst alarm clock
Tuesday, June 30th, 2009Yep. That’ll do it!
Make your balls sparkle!
Tuesday, June 30th, 2009It’s about freakin’ time! Men, here’s our chance to turn the tides on those women who push their tits out of their shirts and call us pigs when they catch us staring!
Balls of Steel
Tuesday, June 30th, 2009Somehow the whole Darwin theory was lost on this guy. Ten years of nut shots and in the end he still reproduced.
Gymnast Shawn Johnson put to sleep at 17
Wednesday, June 24th, 2009A special report on the loss of one of our nation’s thoroughbred gymnasts, who was euthanized after breaking her knee during a practice run.
Adolf Hitler: What Is Love?
Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009WHERE THE HELL HAS SVETLANA BEEN?!?
Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009As most of you are probably asking yourself, “where the fuck did Svetlana get off to???”
No, she’s not dead, and she hasn’t quit writing for us. Our Czarian Princess has had her hands quit full lately and is taking a maternity leave. That’s right, the recently married girl of some of your fantasies, is not only married (God bless her hubby!) but she’s also preggo! 6 months as of now, actually.
We all wish her the best of luck, and can’t wait to hear from her soon!
The SD Crew
Front flip, full court shot
Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009Aaron Shutway, an eighth grader from Ohio, shows up LeBron and D. Howard in two ways: he made a trick shot cooler than anything they’ve done, and he didn’t choke in the playoffs.
Congrats on the engagement, Trent!
Monday, June 22nd, 2009I know this is late, but I totally forgot to even mention it.
Big congrats to Trent on his recent engagement to Mariqueen Maandig. It’s about fucking time, Trent!
