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Save it for the weekends, bro!

This clip made my day

That’s great. My dog can barely give paw, and this dog can do synchronized cardio.

The boys over at DrunkReport have proposed double-linking SD if I can blog more often, which really has me wondering if my life is even interesting enough for blogging. How sad is that?

Sure, I could talk about going out to The Honky Tonk with my friends and getting wasted and spilling drinks, but I’d much rather share this picture I took last weekend of what I thought was a dude passed out.

He wasn’t passed out though. Oh no, sir. What I thought was a funny picture of a guy crashing in the middle of a busy country bar turned out to be the unintentional action shot of the decade… notice the floor, directly below his presumably gaping mouth:

Honky Tonk admission: $5.00
15 beers: $37.50
Trying to hide your puking only to have it posted on the internet: Priceless

Mastercard is right, there are some things money can’t buy. Unfortunately for Pukey McVomitPants here, alcohol poisoning is very easily purchased.

A female monkey jumps on the hood of a car and is looking to go for more than just a car ride.

This has gone on long enough and it’s time to nip it in the bud.

Most everybody’s seen the “Dutch Pedophile” video by now, and 99% of these people don’t know the story behind it (i.e. – it’s a comedy skit) by Paul de Leeuw. Leeuw is a Dutch comedian known for his antics, taboo shattering tv and sometimes controversial rude humour. It’s an act. He made a deal with Kees (the boy) and he still is a friend of his. Actually Paul’s reaction to people calling him a pedophile is very telling; he’s crossed the line many times in his career but never regretted it. Only when it hurts his image and career, as it clearly has now.

“The clip is more than ten years old, has been rediscovered by total strangers who know nothing about me and assume it must be malicious because it’s Dutch. We didn’t want it (the clip) taken down out of fear for a “where there’s smoke, there’s fire”-reaction”".

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Nice compilation of the sexiest girls to hit the net this month.

How is this guy not winning grammys like every year?

With the release of movies like Star Trek, Transformers 2, and Angels and Demons, the competition looks pretty feirce. But this movie is going to blow them all out of the water!!