Archive for January, 2009

Really old clip of Crispin Glover high as balls on David Letterman

Tuesday, January 27th, 2009

Everyone’s done something in there life that will haunt them forever. In Glover’s case, that SHOULD have been his role as Marty McFly, but Glover had to take it 48,000 steps further and show up on David Letterman completely freaking out on what can only be assumed to be a combination of really good weed, LSD, Mr. Clean and a mountain of angel dust big enough to have been the remains of a wildfire in heaven.

Hilarious balloon animal commercial

Sunday, January 25th, 2009

Can they really air this on television????

Obama loves fisting his wife

Sunday, January 25th, 2009

If she didn’t mean it “that way”, then how the hell did she mean it???

Coolest wrestling move ever

Sunday, January 25th, 2009

I hate wrestling, but this is the coolest move ever.

Who is your drinking hurting

Saturday, January 17th, 2009

This commercial makes me want to have kids…


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Guy teaches dog to walk on 2 legs

Saturday, January 17th, 2009

Not only did this guy teach his dog how to walk up stairs on two legs. He taught him how to walk up stairs on two legs and manage to look like an old woman at the same time. Bravo, Beastmaster.

GIVE HIM BACK HIS SON!!!

Saturday, January 17th, 2009

These are awkward. Even for a kid’s show.

Saturday, January 17th, 2009

TV shows made by kids, for kids, are always going to lack a certain production value that you tend to expect from professional shows like CSI or…one of the other CSI’s. But these clips from, what seems to be, a cable access children’s show, take awkward to a whole new level. If anyone knows where these are from, please let us know.

 
 
I can’t tell who’s weirder: Is it the future date-rapist or the…yeah, it’s the future date-rapist.
 
 

For such a fat child, Tony seems to have a lot of trouble eating. First he can’t cut his bread, and now he can’t steal the cookie jar off the top of the fridge without getting his fat ass in a bind. C’mon Tony. Get your shit together.

Will you two just do it and get it over with. You could cut the sexual tension with fat little Tony’s worthless butter knife.

Let’s translate this video:
Asian Kid: I would like to have sex with your sister.

Black Kid: Touch my sister and I will murder you.

I call this one "The Most Boring Conversation On The Planet." Look for it to appear in the next Werner Herzog film.

Yes, he has long hair. Thanks for pointing that out, Captain Obvious. Would you also like to point out that the sun is warm and water is wet?

Religious TV host Horrifically pranked

Tuesday, January 13th, 2009

No matter what this guy does, he can’t hang up on this heckler. It’s almost embarrasing to watch.

A true American hero

Tuesday, January 13th, 2009

This dude is helping keep a car in place during a competition burnout but slips and his arm slides under the back tire. As the truck pulls away he manages to hold on to what is most important to him.