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Nothing happy birthday like beating your grandmother with a big black dildo.

This is a good way to make sure you don’t get any pussy for about a month.

What a way to exit high school forever….

This guys head is introduced to the perfect football pass

If you look real close, you can see a pussy. Seriously.

Is it in you? Not anymore…

Say something manly…. LMAO

Now I’m no master criminal but if I were to rob a convenience store I would probably use a gun or a knife…This guy used a palm tree and his flip flops.

Thinking about buying a wii fit? watch this hilarious review first…