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Jesus! I was waiting for them to pull out a dead hooker.

I feel so bad for this poor kid that if I find out who it is I’ll personally send him a new XBox 360.

This time Blaine gets a taste of his own medicine. It’s not as funny as the first three, but it’s a classic anyway.

If you looked up the phrase “too much free time” in the dictionary, you’d find this video. In the future. When dictionaries have videos.

McLovin, also known as Christopher Mintz-Plasse, stars in The Teabag Incident.

No this isn’t a suicide note… don’t get excited.

I have to say one of the things that bring me joy everyday is reading about the dumb ways that people die. It’s not like I seek out these stories due to some sick perversion in order to achieve an erection or morbid curiosity, when they happen to make the front page of yahoo or cnn.com I just happen to read them. I shouldn’t laugh about a man getting killed by a cork from a bottle of wine but I do.

Sure I feel bad for the person and their family but a little piece… okay a rather large piece still gets a pretty big chuckle out of it. Because of this fucked up point of view I am convinced karma is going to bite me in the ass one day and knock me off in the dumbest way possible.

Personally my biggest fear with this is dying while nude and in the process of getting killed have something lodged in my ass. Like I don’t want to slip in the shower and crack my head open while landing on a bottle of shampoo that gets shoved into my keyster. Imagine the amount of office jokes that will spread around when it makes the front page of CNN, even worse would be if it was a bottle of head and shoulders.

“I guess he finally found a cure for the dandruff in his ass hair.”

How bad would that suck?

Dennis Leary has a bit where he talks about a poodle falling from a building and killing a man, and then having that person being glossed as the “poodle man”. I am not really worried about the nickname but about the thousands of potential jokes that could be made about my death. You know that half of them won’t be funny and there is nothing worse than being mocked by someone that isn’t funny.

They need to make one of these for Call of Duty 4!

One of the best Daft Hands videos ever, set to one of my all time favorite songs.

This skater tries to catch his balance by grabbing the garage door. It doesn’t end well.

A drunk Russian? Pssshhh. This MUST be fake…….