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The breast, er, best How-To video on the subject will make you an expert in no time. Sure, it seems like common-sense, but now you have an excuse to test your new knowledge at the clubs this weekend.

Nice compilation of the sexiest girls to hit the net this month.

The hot chick who peels bananas with her feet is back, and this time, you can probably relate. We’ve all had a tough time on the floor because of tequila at some point.

Aria’s back, this time teaching su how to cook a grilled cheese sandwich. Personally I couldn’t care if she was teaching how to care for the scrotum of an elderly man so long as she did it naked.

Learn how to handle your huevos the right way as Aria Giovanni shows the simplest way to hard-boil your eggs. Trust her; she’s a professional.

Katy Perry getting her boobs framed and molded to sell to the highest bidder to raise money against breast cancer.

Also, check out Katy Perry falling off the stage video!

Yeah, the Japanese still hold the title for most fucked up game shows, but ya gotta hand it to the French for this one!

Consider this your Christmas present!