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08.18.08
Svetlana’s latest article: “The Poindexter Approach”.

We’ve all done and said things we wish we hadn’t. Mostly while in a state of complete inebriation, but none the less. Our sweet (haha), sumptuous Czarine takes off the gloves in her newest article “The Poindexter Approach” and gladly points out some of the lamest and most embarrassing pickup lines ever spewed… all in the classic, filthy language and intriguingly sexy Svetlana style. Read Here.



07.02.08
The website is down!! LMAO
Some poor IT guy is forced to pause his Halo game in order to deal with a bunch of dumb employees who are absolute morons. Voices have been altered to protect identities, it’s not a company of elves.



05.27.08
Dave: The Friendly Goth